Friday, June 19, 2009

Do something random and tell a stranger

Attention people! Smell your remote. What does it smell like? Comment that! (my wii remote smells like a mixture of lotion and fryer juice) Now random people you don't know can read it in the comments! YAYZ!

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Story No. 1

This story was but together by me but is using many quotes from newer random lists. Enjoy!



The pirate ships met in the ocean. One was labeled Neopet Cheese and one Jarly Piccolo. “Avast ye hotdog bun!” The captain yelled from aboard the Neopet Cheese. The crew carefully mixed the corn syrup with the Plexiglas. “Lets live in washing machine lint. This will never work!” a crewmember sighed.


The captain of the Jarly Piccolo stared at the Neopet Cheese’s crewmember, looking surprised. A woman aboard the Neopet Cheese shouted out, “He’s right. If we keep this up, soon, the build-a-bear will eat our heads and there will be fuzz on our tongues.”

Everyone nodded except for one person who said, “NO! Programs? Ending? Hedgehogs? No one listen to her. She probably already has fuzz on her tongue!”

Everyone but him jumped into the ocean shouting the degree of Canadian Bacon. Yes I want it capitalized. That is how the story ends. Wait this is…



THE END