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Friday, January 1, 2010
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
woooo yay
turkish Macdonald had a commercial, E-I-E-I-O
and on that commercial he had an tiger, E-I-E-I-O
with a MEOW MEOW here
and a MEOW MEOW there,
here a MEOW, there a MEOW,
everywhere a MEOW MEOW,
turkish Macdonald had a commercial, E-I-E-I-O.
and on that commercial he had an tiger, E-I-E-I-O
with a MEOW MEOW here
and a MEOW MEOW there,
here a MEOW, there a MEOW,
everywhere a MEOW MEOW,
turkish Macdonald had a commercial, E-I-E-I-O.
Saturday, August 15, 2009
my really weird dream....
OMG PPLOTIAB!!!! (oh my gosh people of the Internet and beyond!!!!) Guess what my dream was about!?!?! Guess! Guess! Guess! Okay did you guess? Now I will tell you:
Fred (from YouTube!) was having a contest because he needed a vacation. The contest was he would draw a subscriber's user name out of a hat or something and he would come to THEIR HOUSE! He made a Fred video of him drawing the user name, and, when he drew it, he read the card an announced: "WebkinzLover519!" (That's me!)
So, eventually Fred came to my house. There were also people who work for him (i don't know if there really are any but there were in my dream) and they were taking stuff out of my garage! Well, when Fred came, it turned out he was a jerk in real life. (which i am sure he is not, but i don't know for sure!)
Well, now my family and Fred were really mad at each other and we were chasing him up a escalator that I, WebkinzLover519 built. It was curved and went really fast and flung me into a fat-ish blond lady with red lipstick and an ugly black and white dress who was talking on her cell phone and holding soda. She was suddenly shocked, and then went back to her place standing in front of the escalator.
We were suddenly in Florida. Fred wasn't there, but one of my friends was, and my parents. They were in a pool under a giant green water slide as big as one of the lanes on the road, which was attached to the front of some condos. Inside, my grandmother was in an indoor pool, were they were celebrating Italians and having a festival titled "Swimming with the Italians!" (and that is really weird... plus my grandmother isn't Italian)
Well, that was the end of my insane dream! :) Bye!
Fred (from YouTube!) was having a contest because he needed a vacation. The contest was he would draw a subscriber's user name out of a hat or something and he would come to THEIR HOUSE! He made a Fred video of him drawing the user name, and, when he drew it, he read the card an announced: "WebkinzLover519!" (That's me!)
So, eventually Fred came to my house. There were also people who work for him (i don't know if there really are any but there were in my dream) and they were taking stuff out of my garage! Well, when Fred came, it turned out he was a jerk in real life. (which i am sure he is not, but i don't know for sure!)
Well, now my family and Fred were really mad at each other and we were chasing him up a escalator that I, WebkinzLover519 built. It was curved and went really fast and flung me into a fat-ish blond lady with red lipstick and an ugly black and white dress who was talking on her cell phone and holding soda. She was suddenly shocked, and then went back to her place standing in front of the escalator.
We were suddenly in Florida. Fred wasn't there, but one of my friends was, and my parents. They were in a pool under a giant green water slide as big as one of the lanes on the road, which was attached to the front of some condos. Inside, my grandmother was in an indoor pool, were they were celebrating Italians and having a festival titled "Swimming with the Italians!" (and that is really weird... plus my grandmother isn't Italian)
Well, that was the end of my insane dream! :) Bye!
Friday, June 19, 2009
Do something random and tell a stranger
Attention people! Smell your remote. What does it smell like? Comment that! (my wii remote smells like a mixture of lotion and fryer juice) Now random people you don't know can read it in the comments! YAYZ!
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Story No. 1
This story was but together by me but is using many quotes from newer random lists. Enjoy!
The pirate ships met in the ocean. One was labeled Neopet Cheese and one Jarly Piccolo. “Avast ye hotdog bun!” The captain yelled from aboard the Neopet Cheese. The crew carefully mixed the corn syrup with the Plexiglas. “Lets live in washing machine lint. This will never work!” a crewmember sighed.
The captain of the Jarly Piccolo stared at the Neopet Cheese’s crewmember, looking surprised. A woman aboard the Neopet Cheese shouted out, “He’s right. If we keep this up, soon, the build-a-bear will eat our heads and there will be fuzz on our tongues.”
Everyone nodded except for one person who said, “NO! Programs? Ending? Hedgehogs? No one listen to her. She probably already has fuzz on her tongue!”
Everyone but him jumped into the ocean shouting the degree of Canadian Bacon. Yes I want it capitalized. That is how the story ends. Wait this is…
The pirate ships met in the ocean. One was labeled Neopet Cheese and one Jarly Piccolo. “Avast ye hotdog bun!” The captain yelled from aboard the Neopet Cheese. The crew carefully mixed the corn syrup with the Plexiglas. “Lets live in washing machine lint. This will never work!” a crewmember sighed.
The captain of the Jarly Piccolo stared at the Neopet Cheese’s crewmember, looking surprised. A woman aboard the Neopet Cheese shouted out, “He’s right. If we keep this up, soon, the build-a-bear will eat our heads and there will be fuzz on our tongues.”
Everyone nodded except for one person who said, “NO! Programs? Ending? Hedgehogs? No one listen to her. She probably already has fuzz on her tongue!”
Everyone but him jumped into the ocean shouting the degree of Canadian Bacon. Yes I want it capitalized. That is how the story ends. Wait this is…
THE END
Sunday, April 19, 2009
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