Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts

Saturday, August 15, 2009

my really weird dream....

OMG PPLOTIAB!!!! (oh my gosh people of the Internet and beyond!!!!) Guess what my dream was about!?!?! Guess! Guess! Guess! Okay did you guess? Now I will tell you:


Fred (from YouTube!) was having a contest because he needed a vacation. The contest was he would draw a subscriber's user name out of a hat or something and he would come to THEIR HOUSE! He made a Fred video of him drawing the user name, and, when he drew it, he read the card an announced: "WebkinzLover519!" (That's me!)

So, eventually Fred came to my house. There were also people who work for him (i don't know if there really are any but there were in my dream) and they were taking stuff out of my garage! Well, when Fred came, it turned out he was a jerk in real life. (which i am sure he is not, but i don't know for sure!)

Well, now my family and Fred were really mad at each other and we were chasing him up a escalator that I, WebkinzLover519 built. It was curved and went really fast and flung me into a fat-ish blond lady with red lipstick and an ugly black and white dress who was talking on her cell phone and holding soda. She was suddenly shocked, and then went back to her place standing in front of the escalator.

We were suddenly in Florida. Fred wasn't there, but one of my friends was, and my parents. They were in a pool under a giant green water slide as big as one of the lanes on the road, which was attached to the front of some condos. Inside, my grandmother was in an indoor pool, were they were celebrating Italians and having a festival titled "Swimming with the Italians!" (and that is really weird... plus my grandmother isn't Italian)

Well, that was the end of my insane dream! :) Bye!

Friday, January 16, 2009

100 RANDOM QUOTES

  1. I am a peice of kibble.
  2. Kibble cake
  3. Kicking pickle
  4. Ifn Roke Kibble Tutu
  5. Foful
  6. bebe Linda chicken
  7. icekerfobe
  8. lunch meat sandwich gel
  9. itchy Bob
  10. liver worst and warriors
  11. da don
  12. Computer scanner and the motorcycle mouse
  13. scamer juice
  14. SPAM
  15. Canned turkey
  16. Werewolf pie
  17. Gibblet Ala Shampoo
  18. Dolphin color coordinated
  19. Giant cobbler that terrorizes the city
  20. Tempo loves Clorox
  21. Chicken poultry
  22. Metric units of oysters
  23. icicle and cheese
  24. pickle pizza
  25. star jobs love director's chairs
  26. 1 cm= 72 restraining orders of Styrofoam
  27. Blistex
  28. The Tissue Pully
  29. The Dark Step Stool
  30. Ducky ate the Flower of Dumbness
  31. TLC (tastes like chicken)
  32. icy tone despised happiness
  33. Recycle your carbohydrate
  34. give carbs for blooooooooooood
  35. paw pads @ 2:00 a.m. $$
  36. Money Honey Bunny
  37. 1 cg= 38 breaking lap cats
  38. Circular Hippie Breaking Point
  39. mute your silent hair clip
  40. dark stretch pants of Lima beeeeaaan
  41. I recommend fried chap stick
  42. Shnoodle + Yorkiepoo =Shnorkiepoo?
  43. Sodium Free
  44. i taste my tongue everyday
  45. chipmunk noodles
  46. total chipmunk tolerated calories
  47. shnorcal
  48. add 30 to your daily value
  49. cheese broth
  50. I am helium
  51. uncontrollable academic cow arthritis
  52. nose hair
  53. m & m's Dasini pie
  54. unidentified water bottle
  55. tram of sheep
  56. erasing hound
  57. pip pip doodaly doo
  58. howling hot dog
  59. barfing hot dog frog
  60. 20 notes of the disco ages
  61. Stomach wrap
  62. snarling patience
  63. peanut butter jarly time!
  64. what is jarly?
  65. a mixture of jelly and belly button juice
  66. enhanced with a large bin
  67. it's beauuuuutyful!
  68. momentarily I will eat corn pie
  69. The Taj Mahal ate my Gluteous Maximus
  70. Visa Check Card is my best friend
  71. Ulsa ate my banana chicken
  72. dissect the bag
  73. Cardboard
  74. Note padded spinal cord
  75. green pen 'o la la land kitten
  76. Neopet cheese
  77. pen molecules and gluey string
  78. pom pom hedge hog gripper
  79. pickle tattoo
  80. snozzcumber
  81. small cat no. 201
  82. scarfy pup wellintine
  83. pig sharpener
  84. sweet salivary glands
  85. watermelon of happiness
  86. purified pure kitten liquid
  87. slapping bobs
  88. eraser greentron
  89. boglefuse
  90. grape fusion twist star
  91. Makintosh spelled totem pole
  92. mulberry bush
  93. grounded from homework
  94. cherry meatloaf
  95. Blank era
  96. rein era
  97. sunk into the pencil
  98. admit one pinecone
  99. I eat plastic on milk day
  100. We got to 100 grape vines!