woooo yay

turkish Macdonald had a commercial, E-I-E-I-O
and on that commercial he had an tiger, E-I-E-I-O
with a MEOW MEOW here
and a MEOW MEOW there,
here a MEOW, there a MEOW,
everywhere a MEOW MEOW,
turkish Macdonald had a commercial, E-I-E-I-O.

my really weird dream....

OMG PPLOTIAB!!!! (oh my gosh people of the Internet and beyond!!!!) Guess what my dream was about!?!?! Guess! Guess! Guess! Okay did you guess? Now I will tell you:


Fred (from YouTube!) was having a contest because he needed a vacation. The contest was he would draw a subscriber's user name out of a hat or something and he would come to THEIR HOUSE! He made a Fred video of him drawing the user name, and, when he drew it, he read the card an announced: "WebkinzLover519!" (That's me!)

So, eventually Fred came to my house. There were also people who work for him (i don't know if there really are any but there were in my dream) and they were taking stuff out of my garage! Well, when Fred came, it turned out he was a jerk in real life. (which i am sure he is not, but i don't know for sure!)

Well, now my family and Fred were really mad at each other and we were chasing him up a escalator that I, WebkinzLover519 built. It was curved and went really fast and flung me into a fat-ish blond lady with red lipstick and an ugly black and white dress who was talking on her cell phone and holding soda. She was suddenly shocked, and then went back to her place standing in front of the escalator.

We were suddenly in Florida. Fred wasn't there, but one of my friends was, and my parents. They were in a pool under a giant green water slide as big as one of the lanes on the road, which was attached to the front of some condos. Inside, my grandmother was in an indoor pool, were they were celebrating Italians and having a festival titled "Swimming with the Italians!" (and that is really weird... plus my grandmother isn't Italian)

Well, that was the end of my insane dream! :) Bye!

Do something random and tell a stranger

Attention people! Smell your remote. What does it smell like? Comment that! (my wii remote smells like a mixture of lotion and fryer juice) Now random people you don't know can read it in the comments! YAYZ!

Story No. 1

This story was but together by me but is using many quotes from newer random lists. Enjoy!



The pirate ships met in the ocean. One was labeled Neopet Cheese and one Jarly Piccolo. “Avast ye hotdog bun!” The captain yelled from aboard the Neopet Cheese. The crew carefully mixed the corn syrup with the Plexiglas. “Lets live in washing machine lint. This will never work!” a crewmember sighed.

The captain of the Jarly Piccolo stared at the Neopet Cheese’s crewmember, looking surprised. A woman aboard the Neopet Cheese shouted out, “He’s right. If we keep this up, soon, the build-a-bear will eat our heads and there will be fuzz on our tongues.”

Everyone nodded except for one person who said, “NO! Programs? Ending? Hedgehogs? No one listen to her. She probably already has fuzz on her tongue!”

Everyone but him jumped into the ocean shouting the degree of Canadian Bacon. Yes I want it capitalized. That is how the story ends. Wait this is…

THE END

YouTube - オオカミはブタを食べようと思った。Stop motion with wolf and pig

Awesome video by dokugyunyu on YouTube!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkLlVzUBn4

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cheese, soft grass

LaRrY

Larry licks lake leeches by the land lord.

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he has it harsh

1. Your name

Billy Bob Joe

2. One of your nicknames

Sir Mr. Leg

3. Favorite Animal

Hedgehog

4.. Favorite baby animal

toddlers

Three things you are wearing right now

hair, nose, moles

Two things you want very badly at the moment:

three thousand emails, a cookie

7. Three people who will probably fill this out:

no one, no one, no one

8. Two things you did last night

barf, sleep

9.Two things you ate today

webkinz, a shrub

10.Two people you last talked to on the phone

1.) i never talked on the phone before

2.) EVER

11.One thing you are going to do tomorrow

eat my computer

12.Two of your favorite beverages:

battery acid, lava

13. One thing you'd like to do before you die:

die

14. When is your birthday?

March 4, 209

15. favorite number?

# 1234567890986865423456785 4323456asdfhjkgfdsghjkuyggytfr

tygvftybuiug

Laughter

Some people laugh like they've just been told a joke.

100 RANDOM QUOTES

1. I am a peice of kibble.
2. Kibble cake
3. Kicking pickle
4. Ifn Roke Kibble Tutu
5. Foful
6. bebe Linda chicken
7. icekerfobe
8. lunch meat sandwich gel
9. itchy Bob
10. liver worst and warriors
11. da don
12. Computer scanner and the motorcycle mouse
13. scamer juice
14. SPAM
15. Canned turkey
16. Werewolf pie
17. Gibblet Ala Shampoo
18. Dolphin color coordinated
19. Giant cobbler that terrorizes the city
20. Tempo loves Clorox
21. Chicken poultry
22. Metric units of oysters
23. icicle and cheese
24. pickle pizza
25. star jobs love director's chairs
26. 1 cm= 72 restraining orders of Styrofoam
27. Blistex
28. The Tissue Pully
29. The Dark Step Stool
30. Ducky ate the Flower of Dumbness
31. TLC (tastes like chicken)
32. icy tone despised happiness
33. Recycle your carbohydrate
    
34. give carbs for blooooooooooood
35. paw pads @ 2:00 a.m. $$
36. Money Honey Bunny
37. 1 cg= 38 breaking lap cats
38. Circular Hippie Breaking Point
39. mute your silent hair clip
40. dark stretch pants of Lima beeeeaaan
41. I recommend fried chap stick
42. Shnoodle + Yorkiepoo =Shnorkiepoo?
43. Sodium Free
44. i taste my tongue everyday
45. chipmunk noodles
46. total chipmunk tolerated calories
47. shnorcal
48. add 30 to your daily value
49. cheese broth
50. I am helium
51. uncontrollable academic cow arthritis
52. nose hair
53. m & m's Dasini pie
54. unidentified water bottle
55. tram of sheep
56. erasing hound
57. pip pip doodaly doo
58. howling hot dog
59. barfing hot dog frog
60. 20 notes of the disco ages
61. Stomach wrap
62. snarling patience
63. peanut butter jarly time!
64. what is jarly?
65. a mixture of jelly and belly button juice
66. enhanced with a large bin
67. it's beauuuuutyful!
68. momentarily I will eat corn pie
69. The Taj Mahal ate my Gluteous Maximus
70. Visa Check Card is my best friend
71. Ulsa ate my banana chicken
72. dissect the bag
73. Cardboard
74. Note padded spinal cord
75. green pen 'o la la land kitten
76. Neopet cheese
77. pen molecules and gluey string
78. pom pom hedge hog gripper
79. pickle tattoo
80. snozzcumber
81. small cat no. 201
82. scarfy pup wellintine
83. pig sharpener
84. sweet salivary glands
85. watermelon of happiness
86. purified pure kitten liquid
87. slapping bobs
88. eraser greentron
89. boglefuse
90. grape fusion twist star
91. Makintosh spelled totem pole
92. mulberry bush
93. grounded from homework
94. cherry meatloaf
95. Blank era
96. rein era
97. sunk into the pencil
98. admit one pinecone
99. I eat plastic on milk day
100. We got to 100 grape vines!
     

Great tips for writing a great speech!

I had to write a speech recently and here's some tips for your own.

1. Writing my speech was like building a house. I had no idea what I was doing.
2. Think back to the first speech you ever wrote. Don't remember? Pepperidge Farms does.
3. Present yourself nicely. Iron your clothes so hard they stick together for a week.
4. Make sure your speech influences people. Think how much it would take to get your boss to jump off a cliff. Don't write that.

Hope it all works!

Test

Test. This is a test. I am not sure what subject it is in, nor if I have passed or failed it. I do not know how long this test is or if I an enjoying it anyway. In fact, I am not even sure why I am taking a test or where the test came from. I can not even tell that there is a test anymore. Forget about the test.