Sunday, March 15, 2009
Saturday, March 7, 2009
LaRrY
Larry licks lake leeches by the land lord.
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Monday, February 23, 2009
he has it harsh
1. Your name
Billy Bob Joe
2. One of your nicknames
Sir Mr. Leg
3. Favorite Animal
Hedgehog
4.. Favorite baby animal
toddlers
Three things you are wearing right now
hair, nose, moles
Two things you want very badly at the moment:
three thousand emails, a cookie
7. Three people who will probably fill this out:
no one, no one, no one
8. Two things you did last night
barf, sleep
9.Two things you ate today
webkinz, a shrub
10.Two people you last talked to on the phone
1.) i never talked on the phone before
2.) EVER
11.One thing you are going to do tomorrow
eat my computer
12.Two of your favorite beverages:
battery acid, lava
13. One thing you'd like to do before you die:
die
14. When is your birthday?
March 4, 209
15. favorite number?
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Billy Bob Joe
2. One of your nicknames
3. Favorite Animal
Hedgehog
4.. Favorite baby animal
toddlers
Three things you are wearing right now
Two things you want very badly at the moment:
7. Three people who will probably fill this out:
8. Two things you did last night
9.Two things you ate today
webkinz, a shrub
10.Two people you last talked to on the phone
2.) EVER
11.One thing you are going to do tomorrow
12.Two of your favorite beverages:
13. One thing you'd like to do before you die:
14. When is your birthday?
15. favorite number?
# 1234567890986865423456785 4323456asdfhjkgfdsghjkuyggytfr
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
100 RANDOM QUOTES
- I am a peice of kibble.
- Kibble cake
- Kicking pickle
- Ifn Roke Kibble Tutu
- Foful
- bebe Linda chicken
- icekerfobe
- lunch meat sandwich gel
- itchy Bob
- liver worst and warriors
- da don
- Computer scanner and the motorcycle mouse
- scamer juice
- SPAM
- Canned turkey
- Werewolf pie
- Gibblet Ala Shampoo
- Dolphin color coordinated
- Giant cobbler that terrorizes the city
- Tempo loves Clorox
- Chicken poultry
- Metric units of oysters
- icicle and cheese
- pickle pizza
- star jobs love director's chairs
- 1 cm= 72 restraining orders of Styrofoam
- Blistex
- The Tissue Pully
- The Dark Step Stool
- Ducky ate the Flower of Dumbness
- TLC (tastes like chicken)
- icy tone despised happiness
- Recycle your carbohydrate
- give carbs for blooooooooooood
- paw pads @ 2:00 a.m. $$
- Money Honey Bunny
- 1 cg= 38 breaking lap cats
- Circular Hippie Breaking Point
- mute your silent hair clip
- dark stretch pants of Lima beeeeaaan
- I recommend fried chap stick
- Shnoodle + Yorkiepoo =Shnorkiepoo?
- Sodium Free
- i taste my tongue everyday
- chipmunk noodles
- total chipmunk tolerated calories
- shnorcal
- add 30 to your daily value
- cheese broth
- I am helium
- uncontrollable academic cow arthritis
- nose hair
- m & m's Dasini pie
- unidentified water bottle
- tram of sheep
- erasing hound
- pip pip doodaly doo
- howling hot dog
- barfing hot dog frog
- 20 notes of the disco ages
- Stomach wrap
- snarling patience
- peanut butter jarly time!
- what is jarly?
- a mixture of jelly and belly button juice
- enhanced with a large bin
- it's beauuuuutyful!
- momentarily I will eat corn pie
- The Taj Mahal ate my Gluteous Maximus
- Visa Check Card is my best friend
- Ulsa ate my banana chicken
- dissect the bag
- Cardboard
- Note padded spinal cord
- green pen 'o la la land kitten
- Neopet cheese
- pen molecules and gluey string
- pom pom hedge hog gripper
- pickle tattoo
- snozzcumber
- small cat no. 201
- scarfy pup wellintine
- pig sharpener
- sweet salivary glands
- watermelon of happiness
- purified pure kitten liquid
- slapping bobs
- eraser greentron
- boglefuse
- grape fusion twist star
- Makintosh spelled totem pole
- mulberry bush
- grounded from homework
- cherry meatloaf
- Blank era
- rein era
- sunk into the pencil
- admit one pinecone
- I eat plastic on milk day
- We got to 100 grape vines!
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Great tips for writing a great speech!
I had to write a speech recently and here's some tips for your own.
1. Writing my speech was like building a house. I had no idea what I was doing.
2. Think back to the first speech you ever wrote. Don't remember? Pepperidge Farms does.
3. Present yourself nicely. Iron your clothes so hard they stick together for a week.
4. Make sure your speech influences people. Think how much it would take to get your boss to jump off a cliff. Don't write that.
Hope it all works!
1. Writing my speech was like building a house. I had no idea what I was doing.
2. Think back to the first speech you ever wrote. Don't remember? Pepperidge Farms does.
3. Present yourself nicely. Iron your clothes so hard they stick together for a week.
4. Make sure your speech influences people. Think how much it would take to get your boss to jump off a cliff. Don't write that.
Hope it all works!
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