Great tips for writing a great speech!

I had to write a speech recently and here's some tips for your own.

1. Writing my speech was like building a house. I had no idea what I was doing.
2. Think back to the first speech you ever wrote. Don't remember? Pepperidge Farms does.
3. Present yourself nicely. Iron your clothes so hard they stick together for a week.
4. Make sure your speech influences people. Think how much it would take to get your boss to jump off a cliff. Don't write that.

Hope it all works!